Today's joke is by Ben Mackay
Officer: Hello, Mr. Kornada. I'm calling to follow up on your recent ethics test.
Officer: You were asked the classic trolley car problem. You said that you would redirect the trolley to hit one person rather than hitting five. It was your reason for doing so that disturbed us.
Officer: "It would do less damage to the trolley car."
Officer: Yes, you are correct, but I really think you're missing the point here.